Toilet paper for rats?

Ma thought it would be fun to add a toilet paper roll in our cage. I was a bit confused at first. We certainly don't need such things, that's why god gave us tongues. But then we realized it would make great bedding, especially since we leave our poops all over the place anyways.
So we looked at it for a while wondering what we should be doing with it. Cande decided to just stand on it. It brought her closer to the top bars. She's always chewing on bars. She thinks one day she will break through. Rylee decided to go into the roll. But that wasn't very smart because he kinda got stuck. We all laughed pretty good at him. But ya, then we found that if you unroll it, you can do all kinds of things with it, like build houses, hide your food so you can pretend you don't have anymore, put it in the water bowl and make the water disappear and best of all, makes for a nice blanket to cover you.
Thanks Ma!