You lost what Captain?

The last of the dudes got caught. Was sent away to lose his jiggles. Captain was done today. He’s not back with the colony yet, he’s probably enjoying his soy milk. Why is it we only get soy milk when we feel under the weather. I’ll have to ask Ma next time.
On a side note, I’m feeling great. I just don’t know what it is but I am so happy and I love everyone, and I mean everyone, even Davis! I love Ma, she knows exactly how to make me jump and hop. She calls it pop corning but that’s just not fair cause, I think I’d like to eat that. It sounds like a delicious treat. I don’t miss my jiggles, I really thought I would but I feel like a weight has been lifted off of me. I don’t care about the girls anymore either. Of course I care in that I have so much fun playing with them. Nessie is a lot happier with me, before I kept running after her, trying to smell her umm, privates (how embarrassing) and I just can’t believe how rude I was.
Anyway… hang in there Captain, and if you can, please bring back some soy milk with you when you rejoin the colony tomorrow. But don’t tell Ma. ;)